Alabama’s championship hopes go through LSU

Nick Saban, would you please pick up the white courtesy phone? Your three weeks in the bat cave are over. Open your eyes slowly because the bright lights are about to hit you like a blinding comet at midnight.
I realize it’s been a long few weeks keeping silent while your cousin Auburn has stolen all the attention and hype. But you are back on the national stage. Nice to see you.
Wow, is October finally over?