Now, before you curse Mike Slive, before you put on your tinfoil hat and look to the sky for more black helicopters, you really should take a breath, take a step back and ask yourself some questions.
Is your coach still Nick Saban?
Is their coach still Houston Nutt?
Are you still worried?
What the more paranoid Crimson Tide fans see as an open-ended open-week conspiracy is nothing more than an excuse in advance, should the unthinkable happen and Alabama actually lose a football game.