BCS suddenly doesn’t look so evil to state of Utah

“I was trying to lead the charge of the non-BCS last year,” Dooley said, pausing for comedic effect. “And now, I had it all wrong. It’s kind of like that teacher who’s interviewing for the job teaching fifth-grade history. They asked him, ‘Do you believe the world is round or the world is flat?’ He says, ‘I can teach it either way; I’m good.'”