Watching Big Ten foot ball is like watching sumo. Without so much action.
The only thing the Buckeyes and Nittany Lions didn’t do Saturday night was tie their hair in a top-knot for the coin toss and sprinkle salt toward all four corners of the field.
Penn State’s slog with Ohio State put it on the fast track to the national championship game. Big stuff, that.
It nominates the Nittany Lions as the next Big Ten team to leave a BCS title match Soprano-style, either wrapped in a carpet or with its head in a bowling ball bag.