Now that the election is over — and how will any of us survive without the nightly dose of vitriol from political ads? — it’s time for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to tackle an issue that really matters. Politics isn’t our only national pastime pleading for intervention. Stewart and Colbert need to convene a Rally to Restore Sanity (and/or Fear) in College Football.
If the National Mall is booked, Comedy Central could always try Darrell K Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium. The Longhorns haven’t shown up there since Sept. 11.
Now was that really called for? No. My apologies to Texas fans. When you come to Yankee Stadium to see your Longhorns in the Pinstripe Bowl, be sure to call me for restaurant recommendations.