Sweet Colt Alabama?
Don’t start. Don’t even start.
The Crimson Lie?
Don’t you dare, not here, not now, not with a whole mess of Longhorns still sprawled across a wet Pasadena lawn, the eyes of Texas blackened and bloodshot.
Tainted, this ain’t.
Alabama’s 37-21 victory over Texas in the Bowl Championship Series title game at the Rose Bowl on Thursday night was fair and square, even if raised a little hair.