Tonight brings the annual telecast of the ESPYS, which is just my way of saying, obviously, run for your lives, but in an oversight of truly staggering proportions, no ESPY will be awarded to Brett Favre.
There’s an ESPY for Santonio Holmes.
There’s an ESPY for skateboarding/snowboarding sensation Shaun White.
There’s an ESPY for Nelson Mandela.
But no ESPY for Brett Favre?
ESPN, having for years been heroically proactive on the urgent cultural crisis in which there are just not enough award shows on television, should simply know better than this.