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Sign 1 – Paranoid delusions after practice.

Meyer went Capt. Queeg on Jeremy Fowler of the Orlando Sentinel on Wednesday. He thought he was defending a player who’d been journalistically wronged.

All Meyer really did was confirm he’s as uptight as he was when they packed him into an ambulance with chest pains three months ago.

That triggered deep soul-searching and the world’s shortest retirement. Meyer returned, promising to dial down his intensity and spend at least 45 seconds a day trying to remember his children’s names.