What you missed if you took a nap Friday and woke up Sunday:
The big-ticket event turned out to be Test Pattern University versus Cal Poly Status Quo.
No. 1 Alabama coaxed two touchdowns out of its offense, like a kitten from a tree, in a win over 3-7 Mississippi State, Florida embarrassed another so-called quality opponent, Washington remained winless in Seattle and USC picked up another win while moving no closer to national title contention.
Associated Press voters, asked Sunday morning to submit ballots, phoned in “same as last week” and rolled over for two more hours’ sleep.