NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s methods not working

Roger Goodell?

Good or evil?
Well, not him. I’m sure he’s a very nice man, although I do secretly wish for him to get in trouble with the law just to see if he would have to suspend himself with excessive force, too. Nothing major. Maybe just a couple of glasses of red wine at dinner that puts him at .09, results in a misunderstanding with police and ends with him being Tasered in the street.
I’m joking, of course. He could be Tasered on the sidewalk instead.