Thoughts while counting down the days to an all-new episode of “The Bill Engvall Show” …
So Kobe Bryant stops sulking, makes small talk with teammates, buys them dinner every once in a while, gives them $9,000 watches and occasionally passes the ball to them? I take it back … he is a great guy!
When you order the Jamba Juice with the fiber boost, you’re basically telling the guy behind the counter and everyone else in line, “I’m a little backed up right now.”
Will you ever hear the name “Braylon Edwards” again without immediately thinking of Buzz Bissinger? Braylon could be sprinting toward the winning touchdown of Super Bowl XLIV and I’d be thinking about Buzz dropping F-bombs with rabies foam dribbling from his mouth.
If hell has a cable channel like ESPN Classic, it’s definitely showing a never-ending loop of fights involving Bernard Hopkins or Johnny Ruiz.
Here’s my advice to Stan Van Gundy: Give in to the Ron Jeremy thing, embrace it and hire Joey Silvera, Herschel Savage and Randy West as your assistant coaches.