Frank Melton is “bulletproof”: Dan Jenkins would love this guy…

When I think about Jackson Mayor Frank Melton getting a mistrial for his malarkey, I think about the venerable writer Dan Jenkins’ Ten Stages of Drunkenness’ from his novel Baja Oklahoma…

1. Witty and Charming
2. Rich and Powerful
3. Benevolent
4. Clairvoyant
5. F— Dinner
6. Patriotic
7. Crank up the Enola Gay
8. Witty and Charming, Part II
9. Invisible
10. Bulletproof

Sid Salter Blog
2/25/9