Shaq with LeBron? O’Neal’s sizzle would enliven Cavs’ quest for postseason revenge — Bud Shaw

CLEVELAND, Ohio — Not only should a trade for Shaquille O’Neal happen, he should arrive for every game at The Q in a golden chariot and be fed grapes by members of the Cavaliers dance team.
He should walk to the center jump to the soundtrack of “The King and I.”
Since he is joining the court of LeBron James, he could hold a name-changing ceremony at city hall, relinquish his desert moniker, “Big Cactus”, and take on “Big Royalty.”

cleveland.com
6/14/09