Some Augusta natives weary, some giddy as Tiger Woods makes return

“The only thing I know about Tiger Woods is that I’m going to try to date him,” said Sydney Balogh, a 27-year-old stylist at a downtown spa. “I may not be blond but after looking at the other women he’s been with, I think I stand a good chance.”

At one of the local Hooters restaurants, a comely waitress said Woods is her favorite golfer.

“All the girls are excited for Tiger to come to town,” she said. “If he happens to fall off the wagon, he knows where to come.”