Ten Things I Got Tragically and Completely Wrong About The NCAA Football Season

10. All Things Auburn. No one could have envisioned their offense tanking as badly as it did, but I failed to heed one of my own five basic rules for life, specifically number four: “When things have gone badly, they are about to get worse, catch on fire, and fly into a ditch filled with piranhas.” The Auburn offense went from weakness-to-weakness, scuttling the stout work of the Tiger defense (which finished a respectable 29th in the nation.)