The real reason Meyer changed his mind

I know everybody has a conspiracy theory about Urban Meyer.
I bring you the truth.
I strongly suspect that the real reason Meyer decided to come back, kinda, anyway, was because of The List.
A Honey-Do List.
This explains everything: On the morning after his resignation, Meyer’s wife Shelly figured that since her man was now at home, he might as well chip in with projects around the house. That’s what we’re expected to do, even though we’d much rather watch TV in our underwear and hang out with the dogs.

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12/30/09