TIGER MIGHT JUST BAG THIS BLOWHARD CADDIE

HELP WANTED: Male or female, physically fit enough to carry a heavy bag over hilly terrain for weekends at a time in all types of weather conditions. Must be well-versed in the use and maintenance of golf equipment and able to read tricky putting greens. Working conditions are pristine, income potential is unlimited and perks are endless. One requirement is non-negotiable: Keep your mouth shut.

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12/17/08