Tigers’ AD Johnson gets ‘roasted’ by pals, but his decisions are no joke

Did you hear the one about the athletic director who was the subject of a roast at the same time his program was being accused of six major rules violations?
His name is R.C. Johnson. The man anticipates everything, doesn’t he? Nobody even had to wait for the jokes to start Thursday night. They were laughing all day long.
Rim shot.
The most serious allegation is that former Memphis player Derrick Rose had someone take his SAT for him. What’s the big deal about that? Johnson had someone else run his whole athletic department.
Ba-dum-bum.
Some people wonder what the “R.C.” stands for. Not me. It’s “Rubberstamping Calipari.”

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5/28/09