Tim Tebow’s return ensures that the Gators will carry a colossal bull’s-eye in 2009

We knew he could run, pass and leap tall buildings in a single bound. But who knew Tim Tebow was also an aspiring thespian?

He had 35,000 people going Sunday. First they were going “One More Year!” Then they were going into a panic when Tebow got on stage and said nothing about his plans.
Then he stopped, turned around and made like Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
shall return!
“Tim had something up his sleeve,” Louis Murphy said.
Now he’ll have a bull’s-eye on his back. It will be approximately the size of Texas, not to mention USC, Alabama and Siberia.
“We always have a bull’s-eye at Florida,” Tebow shrugged, “whether we’re ranked No. 1 or No. 20.”