USC is humiliated on Halloween

So you think you gave out the good stuff at your house? You should have seen what was happening at USC’s house.

On a chilly, misty Halloween night, Oregon loudly knocked on the gaudy door dressed in green and black and bold.
The Trojans opened up, took one look, and meekly handed them their season.
Trick or beating.
“We just got destroyed,” said linebacker Michael Morgan.