Yo, Mike: Togetherness won’t play in the SEC

Mike Slive stood before the assembled masses the other day and proclaimed, “We’re all in this together.”
Cute. Even if borderline delusional. That would’ve been a great way for Slive to punctuate his remarks if he were trying to inspire a group of Amway salesman instead of some creatures just slightly north of reptilian.

If Slive presided over any conference in the country other than the SEC, he might have a chance at peace, love and understanding.